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Site Reviewed: HEAVY FUCKERS
Niche: BBW
When you stick your website with a tag-line like: “Overweight and Underfucked!” you know you’re letting your subscribers in for something special. HeavyFuckers.com might not be the first, the biggest, or even the best fat-oriented porn site on the Net, but it’s definitely the funniest. And a sense of humor can get you far these days. At least, that’s what all the tub-a-lards I know tend to say!
If you’re into big girls – and I’m talking really REALLY big girls, here – you’ll get a kick out of HeavyFuckers.com. Instead of letting their unfortunate glandular handicaps get them down, these chubby chicks and fat slags have decided to make the most of their prodigious deformities by giving all you sick fat-loving fucks something to pull your puds over. These girls are carnivores, meat-eaters deluxe, and they love to gnaw down to the bone and suck those manly juices until the well runs dry. The same oral fixations that got them in their nasty physical fix also gives them an insatiable appetite for cock and pussy… but that’s not to say that all they do is oral! These titanic cuties do everything a normal sized gal might do, from anal to… well, whatever sex act you can think of that starts with Z, but is still legal in most states.
It’s all here. HeavyFuckers.com features pages and pages of photo galleries, indexed by specific perversion, and cross-indexed for easy reference. You get full-length feature film videos, streaming in segments or downloadable to your very own hard-drive, in all the usual formats, in crystal clear resolution. You also get exclusive, original photo-shoots featuring fatties you won’t see anywhere else. Lots of never-before-seen content here, mostly originating from America’s Heartland, where they grow them BIG. But that isn’t all you get.
Do you like your video to be DivX quality? HeavyFuckers.com has got that option for you. Do you enjoy getting free bonus content when you subscribe? HeavyFuckers.com is a Guerilla site, so you get free bonus materials in spades. Content is updated regularly so you won’t have to roll these girls around in flour to find the wet spots. Don’t ask me what that means, because I really don’t know, myself.
HeavyFuckers.com gets five fingers, but as always with fat chick porn, one of those is a sympathy finger.
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